sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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