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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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