no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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