i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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