The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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