I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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