I'm lost and stupid without you.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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