Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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