Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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