love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Randomize
