I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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