Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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