Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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