I wish I could punch you in the face.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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