i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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