It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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