I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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