On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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