hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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