Is it because I queefed?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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