Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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