Your dad touched me again.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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