New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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