we have officially lost it.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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