What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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