No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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