We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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