Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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