Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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