When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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