So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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