The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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