There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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