You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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