I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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