That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
