PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
