he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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