Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
