you would pick up someone in the library
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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