So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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