Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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