Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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