am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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