omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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