Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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