I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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