Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
wow bdsm is so cute
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