I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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