I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
