i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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