I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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