Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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