I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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