You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Randomize
